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How the trojan war started.
Paris: DAD I FOUND THIS WOMAN!!!
Priam: Oh well where's she from?
Paris: Sparta!
Priam: Oh you fucking twit....Go up stairs and see if there's any greek ships coming!
Paris: Yeah dad, there is!
Priam: How many?
Paris: Uhmmm.....one, two, three...ALL OF THEM.
Priam: You fucking twit!!!!!!!!
AND THAT WAS THE BOOK! That was the story, it was called, "Oh fucking hell...."
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